partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(Source: b1llionaire)

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

buttharrybutt:

wake me up when harry leaks nudes

methlabrador:

acidicmoon:

i really wanted to kill this ant but then i realised he was trying really hard to carry this one crumb and he was doing a really good job so i was like “you go buddy, you go” and let him live

i think that might be how god feels about me

(Source: attractinq)

(Source: animeshawty)

(Source: letsstalksmiley)

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 

(Source: imjust-a-girl)

thats-slightly-raven:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit

(Source: memewhore)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: theyellowbrickroad)

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