*high fives your ass*
greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t
i love getting messages more than anything else okay i don’t even care what the message says but just the fact that someone took the time out of their day to send me a message makes me want to sing walking on sunshine and bake chocolate chip cookies
jesuschristvevo: i dont even get bullied i just bully myself
dirtsbag: if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
lizuhd: how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass
theavaricious: (╯◕ヮ◕)╯(╯◕ヮ◕)╯(╯◕ヮ◕)╯*:･ﾟ✧ NO ONE CARES ✧ﾟ･:*╰(◕ヮ◕╰)╰(◕ヮ◕╰)╰(◕ヮ◕╰)
noonewillhurtyounow: If you didn’t cut last night, I’m proud of you. If you didn’t purge last night, I’m proud of you. If you ate something last night, I’m proud of you. If you calmed yourself down during an anxiety attack, I’m proud of you. If you didn’t let the bullies get to you, I’m proud of you. If you stayed alive for another night, I’m proud of you.
amporasses: oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
hoelloween: how many times can someone leave your door open before you’re allowed to kill them
ahlistenalison: true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
cantankerouscrab: hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
baby-scars: yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
youronlinegirlfriend: my selfies bring all the boys to the yard & they’re like you better stay indoors
friskygrandma: but maybe, underneath it all, i am a hollaback girl
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.